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Baba Booey Songs  
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4 song mix
5 song mix
Aerosmith - Rag Doll
America - Horse With No Name
Bob Levy - Baba Booey Land
Billy Idol - White Wedding by Kirk Productions  
Billy Joel - The Longest Time
Black Sabbath - Iron Man
Booey McGuire
Chamillionaire
Christmas - Joy To The World
Christmas - Let It Snow
Christmas - Santa Clause Is Coming To Town
Cream
Culture Club - Karma Chameleon
Cum In His Eye
Disco
The Eagles - Hotel California by Kirk Productions
Easy Like Sunday Morning  
Edgar Winter - Frankenstein
Eric Clapton - White Room
Fine Young Cannibals
Focus - Hocus Pocus  
Gwen Staphani
Hawaii Five-O
Hello hello [prank call]
Human League - Don't You Want Me
I Dream Of Jeannie
Inner Circle - Bad Boys
Kanye West & Gorrilaz
Lounge
Marilyn Manson - Beautiful People
Mission Impossible theme
New York New York NEW!
Opera
Opera 2
Pomp & Circumstance
Popcorn Booey
Queen - Baba Booey Rhapsody
Sherry  
Somewhere Over The Rainbow
Spandau Ballet - True
Spy Hunter
Stand By Me  
Star Wars theme  
Star Wars Imperial March  
Star Wars song  
Styx - Renegade  
Western  
   
Robin Songs  
2 news tags  
3 news tags
Afternoon Delight 3rd Input Tonight  
Beautiful  
Behind Brown Thighs (Behind Blue Eyes)
Big Brown Boobs (Blue Suede Shoes)
Big Tit Quivers by Bob Levy (SpongeBob SquarePants)
Black Hooters (Black Velvet)
Black Tits (Let's Dance)
Boobs Are Big And Brown (Boys Are Back In Town)  
Breasts On You (Best Of You) NEW!
Brown Mound (Spin Me Round) NEW!
Can I Feel Your Muff Tonight (Can You Feel The Love Tonight)
Chariots Of Fire
Cum In You (Run To You) by Bob Levy  
Dancing In The Street NEW!
Dear Robin (Dear Prudence)
French Kiss Robin's Hiney Hole (Closer)  
Hips Don't Lie
I'll Be Watching Them (I'll Be Missing You)
I Like Robin's Huge Boobs  
I Want Robin's Bunghole (Welcome To The Jungle)
I Want Robin's Tits by Bob Levy
I Want To Suck On Your Tits (I Want To Know What Love Is)
Love Her Titties  
Merry Christmas Robin  
Mr. X sings about their break-up  
Out (Shout)
Put My Mouth On Robin's Muff  
Release Robin's Bra (Felice Navidad)
Ride Me Like An Indie Car (Walk Like An Egyptian)  
Robin Is Horny
Robin Let Me Smell Your Thong
Robin Quiver's Swollen Mammary Glands (Sgt. Pepper's)  
Robin Show Me Your Twat (You're The One That I Want)  
Robin's Big Brown Ones (Woman)  
Robin's Big Titties (Paradise City)
Robin's Boobies (Feeling Groovy)
Robin's Breasts (Sister Christian)
Robin's Hair Pie Keeps Me Jerkin (Wheel In The Sky)
Robin's Luscious Jugs (Jani's Got A Gun)
Robin's Sweet Beaver (I'm a Believer)
Robin's Tight Vagina  
Roxanne by Kirk Productions
SexyBack
Shoot My Goo  
Shoot My Load On Robin's Titties
Squeeze Box (listener submission)
Stroke My Cock NEW!
Sweet Brown Behind (Sweet Child O' Mine)
Take Some Food And Shove It
Tickle Robin's Clitoris (Taking Care Of Business)  
Tight Bunghole (Old Time Rock and Roll)
Tits (Twist)  
Undoing My Belt (Chocolate Pie Co Co Buns)
Whip Out Your Mammary Glands (We're An American Band)  
Staff (Regulars/Wack Pack) Date Recorded
Artie - vending machine conversation Mar '06
Artie Song - Vending Machine Mar '06
Artie Song - Artie's Sick All The Time Mar '06
Artie - laughing about High Pitch's Wack-Pack revelation Mar '06
Artie Song - My Favorite Things Mar '06
Artie Song - Artie Took A Cum Shot May 11, 2006
Artie Song - Dana Dumped You May 11, 2006
Artie Song - song he sings in the shower May '06
Artie Song - song he sings in the shower with music Oct 18, 2006
Artie Song - Artie Loves Pancakes July '06
Artie Song - His Name Is Artie July '06
Artie - prank call to someone named Ralph July '06
Artie Song - Meatball Hero Aug '06 
Artie Song - sent from listener about Artie's weight Aug '06
Artie Song - Artie's a Junkie (Frosty The Snowman) Dec '06           
Artie Song - Fat Fucker Dec '06          
Artie Song - call in sick messages to ACDC Dec '06 
Artie Song -  2 heroin songs Jan '07
Artie Song - Artie Needs Heroin (Dirty Deeds) by Kirk Productions April '07 
Artie - memorizes Alec Baldwin voicemail to daughter April '07
Beetle - Staind song '06
Blue Iris - phony phone call '06
Blue Iris - calls a radiator shop '06
Cabbie song '06    
Crack head Bob - calls restaurant '06
Crazy Alice - call about Artie '06
Crazy Alice - multiple calls '06
Crazy Alice - prank calls using her crazy calls '06
Crazy Alice - Bubba's rap with Crazy Alice clips May '06
Crazy Alice - Bad Day [song] May '06
Crazy Alice - Got Another Thing Coming [song] '06
Crazy Alice - call and song '06
Crazy Alice - Shut The Fuck Up [duet with High Pitch Eric] '06
Crazy Alice - devil voice inspired song & Exorcist clip Oct 5, 2006
Elegant Elliot Offen - "right" song mix '06
Eric the Midget - duped by Sal posing as Howard '06
Eric the Midget - bangs Tabitha Stevens bit '06
Eric the Midget - Blue Iris Impersonates Katharine McPhee June 13, 2006
Eric the Midget - Fly Me With Balloons [song] June 19, 2006
Eric the Midget - 3 flying songs June 19, 2006
Eric the Midget - works as a bell hop bit June 19, 2006
Eric the Midget - duped by fake Diana DeGarmo publicist June 26, 2006
Eric the Midget - I Just Want To Fly [song] June 27, 2006
Eric the Midget - phony call to Romper the Clown June 29, 2006
Eric the Midget - prank call Mar '07  
Eric the Midget - peeing the bed April '07
Evil Dave - calls an adoption agency '06
Fred - Fred Fred Fred Fred Feb '06
Fred - Fred Noris Is Watching Me [song] '07    
Gary Dell'Abate - prank call '07 
Gary the Retard - calls Stern show's voice messaging system '06
Gary the Retard - "Gary," "What?" '06
Gary the Retard - Robin masturbates on the phone '06
George Takai Is Beautiful [sung live by Howard] Jan 27, 2006
George Takai - duped to read Top 10 by Evil Dave Feb 3, 2006
George Takai - Bukkake '06
George Takai Song - Black Wang '06
George Takai Song - Sulu Dance '06
George Takai - sings an original song to the gang June 13, 2006
George Takai - phony phone call June 13, 2006
George Takai - thoughts on Osama Bin Laden & Hitler June 13, 2006
George Takai - phony interview & call '06
George Takai - original song Dec '06   
Heidi Cortez - Pizza box message - prank call '06
Heidi Cortez - gets off with Evil Dave '06
High Pitch Eric - calls Dr. Joyce '06
High Pitch Eric - talks to operator '06
High Pitch Eric - impersonates Kelly Clarkson & staff '06
Howard - Booey's dinner party song '07    
Howard - Chess Fag (Love Shack)[song] '06          
Howard - prank call to someone named Howard '06          
JD - recording from Kissyfur call to toy store Feb '06
JD - techno theme song Aug '06
JD - hoot songs Jan '07 
JD - Hooting to Rockin Robin Mar '07
Jeff the Vomit Guy - vomit by extreme porn star Paris Gables May 24, 2006
Jim Florentine - telemarketer prank answering '06
John the Stutterer - John in the studio (edited) [13 songs] '06       
John the Stutterer [song mix] '06
John the Stutterer - stuttering song '06
Jon Hein - Theme song '06
Jon Hein - Theme song (doesn't masturbate version) '07                 NEW!
Jon Hein - Keep His Hands Off His Cock [song] '07                 NEW!
King of All Blacks - Theme song Aug 2, 2006
Mark the Bagger - vocal lessons [prank call] '06
Mike Walker - farting while on hold (first discovery) Mar 20, 2006
Mike Walker - farting (jingles made the next day) '06
Mike Walker - told about farting while on hold + songs '06
Mike Walker - more farting songs '06
Mike Walker - phony call to a woman named Robin '06
Mike Walker - calls porno store '06
Mike Walker - Jackass theme with fart '06
Mike Walker - The Little Drummer Boy fart song Dec '06
Penny Crone - duped by Ronnie posing as his wife Feb 24, 2006
Ralph - Ralphy Cakes [song] '06
Richard - gets brazilian wax Feb 17, 2006
Richard - I Love To Defecate [song] '06
Richard - Listener's song inspired by his gay antics '06
Richard - Licks Sal's balls for $5,000 [28min] May '07          NEW!
Richard - Licking Sal's Balls [song] May '07          NEW!
Richard Prank Call - calls mechanic with feces recordings '07
Richard Prank Call - calls seller & pretends to get a call '07  
Richard Prank Call - doubles his voice '07
Richard Prank Call - drop out '07
Richard Prank Call - fast talk '07  
Richard Prank Call - Nervous Mark '07        
Richard Prank Call - Repeating seller's items '07
Richard Prank Call - Sports public access show '07  
Richard Prank Call - Sports public access show (talks weather) '07
Riley Martin - 2 songs '06     
Riley Martin - 9 songs '06
Riley Martin - calls Mike '06
Riley Martin - chinese interpretation '06
Riley Martin - Evil Dave calls Riley '06
Riley Martin - Felice Navidad '06      
Riley Martin - sex with Blue Iris bit '06
Riley Martin - Hell Bent For Leather [song] '06
Riley Martin - Looney Tunes '06         
Riley Martin - song '06   
Robin - sex with Blue Iris bit '06
Ronnie - Uptight Jew [sung by Richard live] Feb 22, 2006
Ronnie - bits regarding Howard banning him from cursing Feb '06
Ronnie - Mr. Swearman [song] Mar '06
Ronnie - 4ft Tall Old Angry Jew [song] June '06
Ronnie - prank call to angry guy July '06  
Ronnie - let's fuck some whores [song] Dec '06  
Ronnie - Fuck Some Whores Tonight [song] Jan '07    
Sal - phone sex with Jessica Hawn April '06
Sal - Howard Stern Love Doll commercial May '06
Sal - prank reprimand for racist comments -30min segment May 24, 2006
Sal - first apology May 24, 2006
Sal - second apology May 24, 2006
Sal - apology (edited racist version) May 24, 2006
Sal - racist song with Sal apology clips May 24, 2006
Sal - public access call using apology recording May 24, 2006
Sal - what is your favorite word? May 24, 2006
Sal - song about smelling Howard's balls April '07
Sal - Sal's A Homo [song] '06
Sal's Wife Song - Photograph (hate my wife version) '06
Sal's Wife Song - My Wife '06
Sal's Wife Song - Old Lady's Pussy Smells Like Rotten Fish '06
Sal's Wife Song - Beat My Wife '07 
Sal Prank Call - Car Confusion '07
Sal Prank Call - German restaurant '07     
Sal Prank Call - Grandfather passed away '07    
Sal Prank Call - Train station pizza ordering '07
Scott - Howard making fun of his diction Jan 23, 2006
Scott Song - Scott From The Block '06
Scott Song - Brown Fingers '06
Siobhan - finally loses virginity of his/her fake vagina to KDK Oct 10, 2006
Wendy the Retard - singing Jingle Bell Rock live '06
Wendy the Retard - peeing for Howard '06
Wendy the Retard - argues with recordings '06
Yucko the Clown - remakes kid songs '06
General Bits (Songs/Calls/Clips) Date Recorded
2006 Was Great [song] Jan 9, 2007  
Alec Baldwin - voicemail to daughter '07  
Alec Baldwin - calls tow service '07 
Alexis Stewart - Eww cunty Jan 27, 2006
American Idol metal dude '06
Ask The Retards 1 '06
Ask The Retards 2 '06
Ask The Retards 3 '07  
AYDS - '80s weight loss product Feb '06
Baba Booey Mountain Mar '06
Backside Boys - Everyhomo (Backside's Back) [song] '06
Backside Boys - Everyhomo (acoustic version) [song] '06
Backside Boys - The Gay Way [song] '06
Battle of the Blobs theme '07 
Bela Lugosi - Karloff original recording '06
Bela Lugosi - Blue Moon '07  
Bela Lugosi - Karloff prank call '06
Bela Lugosi - song mix '06
Bela Lugosi - what is your favorite word? '06
Bleeding Deacons - Gay Papa '07                  NEW!
Bleeding Deacons - Gay Papa (Sal & Richard extra gay version) '07                  NEW!
Butt Crack Mountain Feb 16, 2006
Cliff Pallet - sings ACDC '06
Clock repair shop '06
Customer Service 1 '06
Customer Service 2 '06
Customer Service 3 '06
Dragula with gag sound effects '06               
Ed McMann - Audio Book '07  
Engagement ring shopping/vomiting '06
Friday Show - Friday Show version of a Loverboy song '06                    
Gilbert Gottfried - laugh song mix '06         
Gilligan's Island theme with Stern lyrics '06
Henry Rollins - writing to the FCC '06
HomoCop '06
I'm A Pedophile [to Staind "It's Been A While"] '06
Imus - call to Sharpton using Imus apology '07 
Imus - Dead Or Alive [song] '06
Jack & Rod Show - call to nurse about bottle up rectum '06
Jack & Rod Show - George Takai laughing during interview '06
Jack & Rod Show - Jingle to death '07                  NEW!
Jack & Rod Show - Joe Franklin's biggest fan Nervous Mark '07
Jack & Rod Show - Pet Tuesday '07  
Jack & Rod Show - Powerful Political Monday '07                  NEW!
Jack & Rod Show - Preacher '07 
Jack & Rod Show - speaks to author and first lady Blue Iris '06
Jeopardy theme with gag sound effects '06
Joanie Laurer (Chyna Doll) - Holiday [song] '06   
KC Armstrong songs '07                   NEW!
Kiefer Sutherland - Gravitas [to a Led Zeppelin tune] '06
Kiefer Sutherland - Felice Gravitas '06
Kiefer Sutherland - Kiefer's clips to Spice Girls song '06
Lexington Steel - contribution to african american culture '06
Mel Gibson - Why I Hate All The Jews [song] Aug 2, 2006 
Mr. T - Richard's version of A-Team theme song Oct 3, 2006
My Nigas [song] '06
Mystery Noise game Mar 24, 2006
My Turban Is Dirty phony phone call '06
Nick Manning - "Dropping loads" clips & song '07
Nick Manning - "Dropping loads" clips & song 2 '07  
Nick Manning - Dropping Loads song '07                   NEW!
Oprah - We Speak Your Name [song] June 13, 2006
Pat Obrien - answering machine message '06
Pat Obrien - calls sex phone line '06  
Pat Obrien - I Just Called To Say... [song] '06
Pat Obrien - I'm So Excited [song] '06
Pat Obrien - I Want To Rock [song] '06
Phone jingle - Stevie Wonder tune '06
Phone jingle - For Those Who Want To Call '06
Phone jingle - BINGO tune '06
Preacher - sermon, lesbian song, Artie's impersonation June 6, 2006
Proper Modulation '07
Retarded Flu [krock] '06
Retarded Flu [Sirius] '06
The Retard Show 1 '06
The Retard Show 2 '06
Robert De Niro - prank call '06
Sanjaya - song and celeb promotions '07 
Sprach Zarathrusa (Space Odyssey) with farting '06
Tequilia with gag sound effects '07  
Tyra Banks Show - Why do men love blow jobs? '07
Vagina [western song] '06
Rejected Bits (aired on The Friday Show) Date Recorded
Blue Iris - calls deli contestant Feb 3, 2006
Jack & Rod Radio Show - Evil Dave, Paul & germ author Feb 3, 2006
Elephant Boy - chinese restaurant trying to adopt a cat Feb 17, 2006
Jackie - Joke master junior CD commercial Feb 17, 2006
Andy of Mayberry Mar 17, 2006
Jack & Rod Radio Show - proud to be fat author Mar 17, 2006
Jack Mayhoffer - call to John Mayhoffer Mar 17, 2006
Star's urinary discipline service May 19, 2006
Jack & Rod Show - Rapping Granny talking to author June 16, 2006
Dust On Her Clit [song about old ladies] June 16, 2006
Jeff the Drunk - duped by Sal posing as Howard June 16, 2006
Sybian Date Recorded
Buck Angel the she/male Feb 8, 2006
Fucking Machines - (interview & orgasms) Mar 28, 2006
Blue Iris April 6, 2006
Blue Iris continued April 6, 2006
Carmen Electra April 7, 2006
Siobahn the transsexual April 19, 2006
Akira & Jess - Hustler dancers give sybian first double ride April 27, 2006
Rapping Granny 83yr old first orgasm ever May 9, 2006
Epony & Jaycee lesbian incest twin sisters June 7, 2006
Roasts Date Recorded
Ralph Roast Jan 27, 2006
Ralph Roast Pt. 2 Jan 27, 2006
Ralph Roast Pt. 3 Jan 27, 2006
Ronnie the Limo Driver Roast Feb 24, 2006
Ronnie the Limo Driver Roast Pt. 2 Feb 24, 2006
Daniel Carver Roast Mar 29, 2006
Daniel Carver Roast Pt. 2 Mar 29, 2006

Artie Lange Roast

June 8, 2006
Artie Lange Roast Pt. 2 June 8, 2006
Gary Dell'Abate Roast Oct 26, 2006
Gary Dell'Abate Roast Pt. 2 Oct 26, 2006
The Bitter Half Date Recorded
Episode 1 Oct 25, 2006